Hava o kadar s\u0131cak ki, dersteki \u00f6\u011frencilerin hi\u00e7 biri de dersi dinlemek istemiyor. Ancak \u00f6\u011fretmen de dersi bir an \u00f6nce bug\u00fcnk\u00fc konuyu bitireyim yar\u0131na bir \u015fey kalmas\u0131 diye u\u011fra\u015fmaktad\u0131r.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tam bu s\u0131rada en \u00f6n s\u0131radaki bir \u00f6\u011frenci de \u00f6\u011fretmenine bak\u0131p bak\u0131p g\u00fclmektedir. Bu duruma dayanamayan \u00f6\u011fretmen:
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Ahmet! Evlad\u0131m neden bana do\u011fru bak\u0131p bak\u0131p g\u00fcl\u00fcyorsun?
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ahmet :
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 \u00d6\u011fretmenim, s\u00f6yleyemem.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00d6retmen:
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Neden Ahmet?
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Ahmet:
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 S\u00f6ylersem d\u00f6versin. S\u00f6yleyemem.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00d6\u011fretmen:
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Ahmet, s\u00f6ylersen bir \u015fey demeyece\u011fim. K\u0131zmayaca\u011f\u0131m, haydi s\u00f6yle.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ahmet :
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 S\u00f6yleyemem, sonra sen beni mutlaka d\u00f6versin.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00d6\u011fretmen sinirlenmeye ba\u015flar. Ahmet\u2019e do\u011fru yakla\u015f\u0131r. Kendisine hakim olarak:
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Bak Ahmet. Ger\u00e7ekten s\u00f6ylemezsen seni d\u00f6vece\u011fim. S\u00f6ylersen kesinlikle bir \u015fey yapmayaca\u011f\u0131m.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ahmet :
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Arkada\u015flar, \u015fahitsiniz.( Bir taraftan da \u00f6\u011fretmene bak\u0131p bak\u0131p g\u00fclmeye devam etti. Ayn\u0131 zamanda da konu\u015fmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yordu.) \u00d6\u011fretmenim sizin kilonuza bak\u0131yorum da…
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00d6\u011fretmen:
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Evet Ahmet!
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ahmet:
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Sizin bu kilonuza g\u00f6re sizden ne kadar pirzola ve biftek \u00e7\u0131kar diye g\u00fcl\u00fcyordum.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00d6\u011fretmen s\u0131n\u0131fta bir kahkaha atar. Bunun \u00fczerine s\u0131n\u0131fta bir g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fme ba\u015flar. Ahmet \u00f6\u011fretmenin \u015fi\u015fmanl\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan b\u00f6yle bir d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeye ve g\u00fclmeye devam ederken, \u00f6\u011fretmen konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flar.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Hakl\u0131s\u0131n Ahmet. Benim boyum 1.68 ve ne yaz\u0131k ki 115 kiloyum. Hani yar\u0131m d\u00fcnya diyebiliriz. Ben k\u00f6\u015feyi d\u00f6nmeden \u00f6nce g\u00f6bek d\u00f6n\u00fcyor, bunu biliyor musun? ( S\u0131n\u0131fta bir g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fme ve kahkaha sesleri y\u00fckselir. \u00d6\u011fretmen devam eder.) Ahmet, yaln\u0131z \u015funu unutma. Ben biraz kart\u0131m. Etim sert olur. Beni yemeye kalkarsan midene oturur ve bir daha oradan gitmem, ona g\u00f6re.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0130zmir \/\u00a0 11.08. 1987
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 H\u00fcseyin\u00a0 DURMU\u015e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hava o kadar s\u0131cak ki, dersteki \u00f6\u011frencilerin hi\u00e7 biri de dersi dinlemek istemiyor. Ancak \u00f6\u011fretmen de dersi bir an \u00f6nce bug\u00fcnk\u00fc konuyu bitireyim yar\u0131na bir \u015fey kalmas\u0131 diye u\u011fra\u015fmaktad\u0131r. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fikralarhuseyindurmus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kafiye.net\/2011\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}